Next position: Trump Cabinet (insert “I guarantee it meme”)
You’ve become the very thing you swore to destroy…
He had ONE JOB!
Welcome to /r/Technology! Please keep in mind proper [Reddiquette](https://www.reddit.com/wiki/reddiquette) when engaging with others and please follow the [Reddit sitewide rules](https://www.reddit.com/help/contentpolicy/) and [subreddit rules](https://www.reddit.com/r/technology/wiki/rules) when posting. Personal attacks, abusive language, trolling or bigotry in any form is against the rules and will be removed.
If you are looking for technical help or have technical questions, please see our weekly [Tech Support sticky](https://www.reddit.com/r/technology/search?q=author%3AAutoModerator&restrict_sr=on&include_over_18=on&sort=new&t=all) located at the top of the sub, or visit /r/techsupport, or /r/AskTechnology. If you have any questions, comments, or concerns for the moderator team, please [send us a modmail](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=/r/technology&subject=Questions,%20Comments,%20Concerns).
Wow shocker. Now do congress.
*”The closer you are to danger, the farther you are from harm”*
“Fate, it seems, is not without a sense of irony.” – Morpheus
People who are the fiercest anti-____ always end up getting busted over doing/being _____.
Fill in the blank with just about anything these days.
He’s the last person he would’ve suspected, but he was looking for himself all the time! It’s the perfect crime.
They hired Ari Spyros ?
He became the very thing he sought to destroy.
Did you know that members of Congress can make trades based on knowledge of government contracts? This is not considered “Insider Trading”. But it ought to be.
you die a hero or live long enough to become a villain
He tried to save other from insider trading yet he couldnt save himself. Ironic.
So the guy who’s job it was to, lets be clear, protect the company from insider trading allegations, used his intimate knowledge of laws and detection/prosecution procedures, to try to outsmart said system.
Who watches the watchmen?
Those responsible for sacking the people who have just been sacked have been sacked. Møøse trained by YUTTE HERMSGERVØRDENBRØTBØRDA
Just a reminder that our own government has passed legislation stating that they are excluded from insider trading laws.
Just throwing that out there.
Who watches the watchers?
Clearly no one at Apple has ever heard the age old adage…
> But who will monitor the monitor?
“Do as I say, not as I do”
Did they have a guy whose job it was to keep the guy who was supposed to keep people from insider trading from insider trading?
If not then I’d have to say that it was all their fault.
ironic, he could save others from insider trading, but not himself
I am Jack’s complete lack of ethics.
I wish I was surprised that an in house SEC lawyer at a powerful company was so arrogant – allegedly.
“you have become the very thing you swore to destroy” – Obi-wan Kenobi
Your email address will not be published.